we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
