hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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