The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Be still, my beating vagina.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Randomize
