I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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