I am puke
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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