When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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