The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
