why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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