You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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