I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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