I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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