Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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