I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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