Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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