It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
God, I missed his penis.
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