well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize
