You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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