When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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