hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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