I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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