Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
