We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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