did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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