that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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