I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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