Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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