I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So much Jack, so little girl.
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