hell yes lets make some ravioli
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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