Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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