we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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