If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
