youre lurking in front of me
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
