so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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