Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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