Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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