The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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