hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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