The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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