ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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