i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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