Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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