Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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