Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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