I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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