Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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