her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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