i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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