Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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