There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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