David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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