Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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