I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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