have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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