You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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