So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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