big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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