Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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